Tuesday, September 15, 2009

This joke was maybe too easy.

Life Size Nutcracker - $250

I am moving to collage and very desperate for money I know that the item is worth much more but I need it sold. If you are interested in coming by taking a look at it call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX my name is Andrew. I got the nutcracker for Christmas from my grandmother about 10 years ago. The nutcracker is in excellent condition and honestly could be well worth over 1000$ now.

Give it up, Fritz. Herr Drosselmeyer gave Clara that nutcracker, and you know it.

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