Stories sold separately.

Promise Ring

I need a Promise Ring, one without any bad storys that come with it..

This post's logic is flawed.

I appreciate your honesty.

Antique Pachinko Machine

DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT ,BUT IT SEEMS OLD

Different from regular TVs.

floor tv

I have a pic..

What?

Yes, I collect old tires.

5 free tires

I have 5 free tires. Use them for whatever. I don't know the sizes off hand. If you collect old tires or whatever let me know and you can have them.

Or whatever.

Really?

40/42 area Green Civic 4 door

I saw you driving aa green honda civic 4 door & thought you were drop dead beautiful, long hair, a knock out smile, looked like you may have been texting. I believe there was a baby seat behind the passenger seat. If you are single and looking I hope to hear back.

Well, that's an unfortunate brand name.

Hooker Entertainment Center

Solid oak and very heavy. Dimensions are 90" wide x 81" tall. 4 pieces with power strips and lights. Will accomodate 37" wide tv.

She's really putting up a fight.

Lowes Merchandise Card

$380.00 will sell for $300.00 may have 1 more if I can get wife out of Lowes XXX-XXX-XXXX

Fair enough.

white toilet - $20

nothing wrong with it, i just wanted a smaller one

One of these things is not like the other.

Shoes, socks, and rabbit tunnel FREE

Rabbit tunnel....has parrots on it could be a ferret tunnel or other animal also...good condition...barely used...got it when my kitten was a few weeks and he loved it now hes to big for it
flip flops ....missing one monkey and need to be cleaned...if you take the other monkey off it should be fine. size 5?
3 pairs of kids socks and a pair of kids footies
FREE to first responder.
pick up only

Bonanza and Lamb is my new favorite intersection.

TALIKING ROSIE O'DOLL $15 - $15 (BONANZA AND LAMB)

Got a talking rosie o'doll you won't find theses in stores no more batteries not included

The lack of innuendo is killing me.

Wings tattoo on your back - m4w

You work at the hard rock casino. In the pool area. You have the most amazing tattoo of wings on your back.
We were talking in the bar across the street on Wednesday about 3am about your Blackberry cell phone and your kids.
You were doing very well at the poker game.
You are one of the most attractive women I have ever met and would love to get to know more about you and show you all the places you have never been. Like Flagstaff AZ

Flagstaff is awesome. And the Grand Canyon is only 75 miles away. Seriously. I could show you.

1994? No, surely not. No one was alive then.

VINTAGE POWER RANGERS-ALL (8) ACTION FIGURES-MINT! - $80

COMPLETE SET OF THE MIGHTY MORHIN POWER RANGERS ORIGINALS
CIRCA-1994
MINT CONDITION--NOT PLAYED WITH-DISPLAYED IN CASE!!

ORIGINAL FIVE CAME WITH BADGES-INCLUDED!

HAVE THEIR WEAPONS/ACCES.!!

(Have one original box-rest lost in move!)

ONLY ASKING $80 FOR ALL!!!

***CALL ###-###-#### ...IF INTERESTED IN PURCHASING.....

Except in Europe, where the museums are tinier.

Want to hit a museum - 29

Hi there,

I am a huge museum person, whether it be the Museum of Natural History, The Met or a host of other museums, this city doesn't take a back seat to anyone in the amazing museums it has! I am Ivy educated, love traveling(and will always fit in a museum most places I go visit!)

Also has a funny way for us to meet: Trying to join a grad school group where my final remaining task is that I have to find someone whom I have never met and kiss their feet, so silly I know, but could be a good icebreaker, and is unique that's for sure!

Intrigued?

I don't take a back seat to anyone in the amazing I don't know what's going on.

Shelves for your floor!

Curb ALERT!

Garbage pickup in early AM tomorrow.

new bread machine
ice cream maker
food sealer/saver
OLD Curtis Mathis console TV -works
bathroom floor shelves
LARGE lighthouse animated picture w/sounds
much misc.........

ALERT! Capitalization.

I need to know if someone bought these.

Table Cloths and Doily Sets

I have several boxes (inherited from mom) of beautifully sewn and never used table cloth/table runner and doily sets. Every possible theme or design you can imagine to fit in the decor of your home. These also make great and inexpensive gifts. The pics do not show how beautiful these really are. Priced at $10 a set, buy 3 and get 1 free

Jeez, cyborg!

I need a hot bot - 30 (Denver)

UMMMMM Yeah,

I am not looking for anything serious, just some good company and conversation. I do not need to join your local singles site, but thanks for offering cyborg! I work alot, and have not had much time to get out and meet people lately. I recently parted ways with my girlfriend, but don't fret it was a mutual decision so there was no heartbreak on either end. I am a very caring, fun-loving, responsible individual. I am also very open minded so there is no "type" of girl for me.

Pics only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy is bot-curious.

So You Think You Can Craigslist

TO LAUREN--YOU ARE A BALLROOM DANCER - m4w

I almost asked you to dance, one time. I wish you would just email me and we just chat. I'm not trying to meet you, but would very much like to chat with you. You could tell me one thing about you and I'd know if it were you or someone claiming to be you. If you are reading this and know Lauren, please forward this to her. This is nothing kinky, freaky, weird but just a guy who would like to email her. She used to come to the LongBranch before it closed. She was a great west coast and waltz dancer when I saw her. Anyone who can help will be appreciated.

I like this.

And by "right turn," I mean...

You made my right turn impossible - w4m - 35

Me: Grey Honda Civic in the right turning lane at the corner of Old Apex & Maynard.
You: White landscaping truck in the middle lane going straight.

While I appreciate the fact that you kept inching your truck forward so you and your pals could gawk at me, you began to inch into the intersection, blocking my view of the cars coming from the other direction, thus, making my turn impossible. Next time you want to check some woman out.....don't fuck with her turn. You'll have a much better chance of a hook up if you don't make her want to go after you with a crowbar. Oh, and when you yell lewd things at me from your window....please do so in English. Jackoffs.

I guess she's just still stuck at that turn, posting ads to Craigslist from her phone.

I like laughing about you best, too.

197 reasons why I am a good boyfriend/husband - 38

In case you were wondering... [edited version]

12. I got airline miles
17. I treat a woman as a partner and not as an appendix
54. I have Air Conditioners
55. I have copper and stainless steel cookware
72. I never beat a woman
74. I will pull your hair
90. I will create a profile for you on my computers
94. I always open the window when I paint
96. I know how to make a fire
99. I don't care if you leave your socks on
103. I'd fuck Brad Pitt too
116. I wash my hands when I get home
120. You are hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know
126. I like laughing about myself best
145. I have clean shoes
153. I'll make fun of you
154. Aren't you tired?
156. I have a clean, healthy and complete set of teeth
162. I like smells
167. I will warm your tummy if your period hurts
169. I drink Corona with or without lime
179. I will match my clothes to fit yours, if you ask me to
196. My apartment has exposed brick walls and two fireplaces

Why is this a thing?!

AMERICAN PSYCHO TALKING FIGURE 18" RARE CHRISTIAN BALE - $60

HARD TO FIND MOTION ACTIVATED AMERICAN PSYCHO FIGURE. 18" TALL & SAYS LINES FROM THE MOVIE WHEN SOMEONE WALKS BY. VERY COOL AND IN GREAT SHAPE. CALL ME AT XXX-XXX-XXXX.

This joke was maybe too easy.

Life Size Nutcracker - $250

I am moving to collage and very desperate for money I know that the item is worth much more but I need it sold. If you are interested in coming by taking a look at it call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX my name is Andrew. I got the nutcracker for Christmas from my grandmother about 10 years ago. The nutcracker is in excellent condition and honestly could be well worth over 1000$ now.

Give it up, Fritz. Herr Drosselmeyer gave Clara that nutcracker, and you know it.

It is pretty.

Prom Dress Still For Sale; Pale Pink Formal - $75

Pale pink satin and lace prom dress still for sale; very beautiful. ($75, or your best offer.)

Satin shiny pink skirt (sorry no picture) -- lace bodice -- sequins at top and bottom of bodice; long laced sleeves; puffed satin shiny top-sleeves. Size 12. Only worn a couple of times; cleaned since last wearing. Still in good shape. Please call Charlotte: XXX-XXX-XXXX, or simply reply to this e-mail. Would be MORE than happy to meet you at my expense and show this to you! (Wherever you want to meet.) It is pretty.

How long has this been for sale? Probably since before Craigslist was even invented.

Oh, shit. Colors!

BOOKBAG - $3

PURPLE WITH POCKA-DOTS IN COLORS. COMES WITH PENS AND ERASERS, NEVER BEEN USED.

Pocka-dots.

Disney's quarter comes out next year, actually.

Many items .. Whole group for - $20

WHOLE GROUP TOGETHER IS $20

POLAROID INSTAMATIC CAMERA
Wood TOOL CADDY
BEAUTIFUL CRYSTAL PEDESTAL VASE, EXCELLENT SHAPE
12 collectible STATE SPOONS, I THINK ONE IS DISNEY
OLD WOOD SERVING TRAY
SANTA LIMITED EDITION - RETAIL PRICE ON BOX IS $40
GORHAM ITALY FOR SALADS
LAMP
COLLECTIBLE WINE BOX
AND MORE...

PLEASE ASK ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.

Collectible wine box?

What.

2 boxes baby oatmeal
never opened.. still in plastic wrap.. expires 17 OCT 09 small box ** the other box in pic already expired.. i just didnt realize that it was September already**

This may actually be kind of sweet.

Too often good deeds go unnoticed.

TO THE TWO GIRLS ON THE ROOF TOP..

Faith & Elies.. thanks for talking to my drunk ass until my friends
showed up..

It's her most defining characteristic.

lady working at Sanford Adult store

My husband and I were there on Friday evening and we both thought you were very attractive. I am the one that works at the prison. If you are up to some friendly fun please respond.

I love "making out"

And now for a smattering of choice personals titles.

Charlie Sheen Look-alike seeks Ltr with younger woman .. - 36

SERIOUS LADY WITH DREAMS - 48

How about a SEXY October road trip to Florida? - 42

Does anyone miss "making out" as much as me? - 28

seeking a gazelle for beach frolic - m4w - 38

Looking for a Good Tickler - m4w - 32

Just got Food Stamps! - 26

I Used to be Friends with John F. Kennedy - 21

Let's never bring these back.

POGS

I have a binder with 14 pages of POGS in protective sheets. Do not know what to do with --hate to throw them away. Please do not ask about themes etc

Yeah, don't ask about themes. This person does not have time to answer your silly questions about pogs.

Leatherface is having an estate sale.

Crawl space door, clothes line post

One post for a clothes line, with concrete still on it and a crawl space door 59"X34.5" I will remove posting when/if stuff gets picked up.

Quick, what year is it?

Center City Belly Top Girl - m4w

i always see you walking around center city and all you wear are shirts that are cut off to show your stomach you are by far the hottest girl in the city,

1996?

So what's the deal with airplane food?

You: a TSA agent at Denver airport - m4w - 32

I was coming through security on Saturday morning, you were a cute little blonde, I was a tall blond guy wearing a blue Polo shirt, we had a little laugh over people not being able to figure out to push their items on to the X-ray......would love to get your name and say Hi!!

I want to laugh and also cry.

Everyone I know is getting this for Christmas.

Framed Unicorn Art

Beautifully framed unicorn picture. Those smudges are finger prints from me handling it and picked up by the flash on the camera. There is an itty bitty crack in the frame, but it is not noticeable at all unless you specifically look for it. Great shape and gorgeous.

This person's honesty is refreshing.

Bananarama

Do you have great hair and wear BANANA CLIPS? - 34

I love how banana clips look with long hair. If you rock the clip, drop me a line. I'm an attractive, fit, professional, SWM. Please be an attractive, fit, SWF.