But squirrels come in different colors!

12th Ave Walmart on Friday

Just in the off chance.

You caught my eye before I seemingly caught yours. I have half brown, half squirrel-colored hair and was wearing a leather jacket. I may have had a camera or a bag made of cowhide. My sister and I had an empty cart and you started to approach, but my sister was talking to me and you might not have had a fighting chance. I wish I'd have stopped and said hi! If I may, you have a fantastic nose.

Tell me the kind/color of hat you were wearing so that I can weed out the potential spam.

This is the sort of thing that is free in Alaska.

chair (sitting part with no legs)

I AM POSTING THIS CHAIR PART BECAUSE I FEEL THAT THERE IS A NEED FOR IT SOMEWHERE BESIDES THE LANDFILL. ONE OF THE LEGS GOT BROKEN SO I TOOK THEM ALL OFF, SO IT JUST SITS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW. YOU COULD PUT IT IN YOUR BOAT OR CABIN OR ATTACH IT TO THE TOP OF A TREE STUMP OR BENCH AS A LOOKOUT POINT OR EVEN ATTACH IT TO A WAGON OR SLEIGH.

Truth: these are all really good ideas!

BEHOLD, THE FABLED MIRROR OF SWANS

MIRROR OF SWANS ART DECO - $60

MIRROR IS APPROX 24' TALL X 36" IN LENGTH

$60 MAKE OFFER

I just sent an email asking why no Filipinos.

Woman needed for Nyotaimori

Looking for a woman(18 or older) to serve as a nude sushi platter for a small group. Compensation can be negotiated.
Preferably asian, but will consider all responses. No Filipinos please. This gig will last approximately 2-3 hours.
Include a picture of either front or back(whatever side you'd prefer to be used), fully nude.
Also include what compensation you'd like.

I wish this weren't a thing

Pregnant model/entertainers needed

pregnant erotic models wanted. Must be 18 Email or text picture for consideration

Yes, I'm sure it will be just like that

Female model needed 18-up for body paint project

Caucasian Female model needed 18-up for artistic body paint project.

Did you see Kim Kardasians silverbodypaint shoot for w magazine,same kind of idea ,you will be painted gold and or silver.

Your face will not be in the photos,this is artistic torsos only from above shoulders to below your hips,Kind of like a statue.


Email with several photos and your info and availability if interested.

$50 hr for a 2-3 hr shoot

I'm looking for a job...

...and Craigslist is full of questionable ads. Behold:

Black models/actresses needed (not porn)

We are a legitimate Production team with a few rap/hiphop videos in the works and we need video vixens to bring the videos to the next level. More specifically, we are looking for beautiful black females, ages 18-35, who don't mind posing in swim suits and form fitting clothing. No nudity or sexual scenes. Please reply via email with
1. Name
2. Birthday
3. 3-4 pictures (at least one close up)
4. Pay requirements

Looking for a typist

Looking for a open-minded female to type up a manuscript for me that I hope to get published.

Models needed ASAP

Females needed for various modeling/video projects. No experience required. No fees to you, and is located in the Greensboro/High Point area.
All types/looks and ages considered.

If interested, forward pic(s) with this email for more information.

Must be at least 18, a US citizen and have a valid picture ID

Thanks!

Back Rub

I need a back rub... a real back rub, I don't care if you are licensed or not, that is just a way that raleigh screws all of us... I just want my shoulders massaged, and lower back... nothing more, nothing less, a real not dirty massage. I was thinking like $25 for like 35 minutes... surely there is someone out there that can do this at their place... if you do a good job I might use this service like once a week or once every two weeks... And although I have nothing against guys... I would prefer a female to give me the back rub... I just would rather a female I know that sounds weird but maybe it is...