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ZOO at 10 today - m4w

I am a white male going to the zoo today from around 10 until 1. seeing if anyone would like to meet there and walk around the zoo. Should be a pretty day. I have an extra ticket. So if your interested let me know and come meet me there.

Maybe they just need to be reminded that they are Amish.

Amish People Shopping?

Pardon my ignorance, but I thought Amish people make their own clothing?....I work in a retail shopping complex and recently I've noticed an increase in Amish customers. I have yet to see an Amish woman buy anything. Do they just browse around looking for fashion ideas???

This is from Fargo.

Skim Milk - m4w

The girl who stood in line in front of me in lane 2 with the gallon of skim milk. You are so beautiful. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Quit it OUT, Texas!

Why are you fuckers from TEXAS CALLING ME? (Every DAMN DAY! STOP IT!)


All it says on the caller ID is "TEXAS". Why the FUCK is TEXAS CALLING ME? I have all my teeth, I am not a steer, I am not a queer, and I speak English. Leave me ALONE, Texas!

So many weight rooms.

Weight Room Girl In Librarian Glasses - m4w - 40 (Lifetime 101/Minnetonka - Wayzata)


You wear black librarian glasses, hyper-extend your leg workout on the Smith machine...and look angrier than anyone I have ever seen in a weight room...and I have been in a lot of weight rooms.

I'm very much not "looking" for anything, but life is short. People always used to tell me that I was the same way, and for some reason I hate to see someone else going through life (or at least her workouts) looking so terribly pissed off. You can relax just a little and still kick ass.

Just...Yikes.

There's nothing to say about this.

Discreet Letter Writer (High Point)

I looking for a High School or College female to write discreet letters. Nice handwriting is a must. You will be paid for this service. Please contact me through this add.

This is a legitimate job. Payment will be based on the length of the letter.

Kind of reads like the start of a riddle.

Says Delaney: "Simplicity makes this one a winner."

I'm inclined to agree:

70's porn party - m4w

we locked eyes several times...

who are we?

A Family Affair

Banditos 80s nite with mom - m4w - 31

Saw you ur mom a freind and maybe her mom at banditos for eighties nite.We locked eyes and u smiled. I was too chickenshit to go say hello bc I thought you were flawlessly gorgeous. And you are. It was last fri nite the 14th i beleive. You blonde, 24-29 and witrh mom..me with two other guys eating right in front of u.

If I ever attend an 80's night, I'm definitely bringing my mom.

So can I finally wear that cowboy hat I bought at KISS FM's Lake Jam '97?

B103-7 Bud Bash at the Hat Factory

I have free tickets the B103-7 Bud Bash at the Hat Factory. I got them free today from the station- they came to my work and dropped them off with a bunch of swag! I have bowling tonight and I'm not feeling well, so don't want to go. So if you want to get your groove on with a buddy, best friend, girlfriend, whatever... email me to find out where to pick them up. I will be at the bowling alley, so you will have to come there to get them. I'll probably be there until 9.30pm or so. First one to respond, will get the tickets and I will let you know which bowling alley.

Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.

Toddlers & Tiaras: The Inevitable Conclusion

3 boxes of TROPHIES!!!!

Mostly pageant trophies. If I only had the money back for what these all cost me. LOL
Daughter is now in college so it is time to let them go.
Would be great for someone to refurbish.
I am moving and have to get rid of them ASAP. Call or text me if you want them. Thanks Tonya

How do you refurbish a trophy?