Sunday, March 30, 2008

A credit card machine?

150 CC Scooter goes 55mph, $250 helmet included - $1500

I just got my license back and I am selling my bike...This bike is a beauty, it goes 50+ mph and has had good scheduled maintance (tires, oil change, new battery, new accelorator) The bike is quick and in good shape. Call me after 6pm 919 880 5467. The $1500 is with or without the helmet, no discount by not taking the helmet. SORRY NO BARTERING, the Car dealership that I am trying to buy my new car will not let me barter and goods or services so I need cash. I also have a credit card machine that I can run your card on if need a month to pay it off.

I am just interested in how this person lost their license in the first place.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Eddie Money, 1989

Cars and Stars Expo??/ Plus Big bonus..Eddie Money tickets... oh, yeh - 32

hi ladies,, i am not a nice guy,, i like to party,, and go to locked and loaded bar and grill every night.. its cool though... I am going to be going to the Cars and Stars Expo...Friday night,, the 14th,, The big bonus is that the Eddie Money is going to be performing.. at 7;30pm friday night..I havent seen eddie money.. since he toured with styxx, in 1989,, So i can tell you i am stoked!!!If you like to party.. you could get lucky!!!This is serious.. give me a shout we have to hurry though the show is friday,,,,We could be Shakin""..

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I don't know what this means.

$282 / 2br - Stage Room available in Carrboro mid March

A stage room is a bedroom used most often by a college girl for 1)the storage of her belongings and 2)the appearance of living with another female, while in fact, she lives with her boyfriend. The purpose of the stage room is mainly to fool her conservative parents.

In other words, this would be a room that you appear to be living in, but not. Your stuff is there but you don't spend most nights there. It's super cheap with a great location right across from the farmers market in Carrboro.
If this sounds good to you, please write back. The apartment is available mid March.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Lightning.

Josh found this one, too. He's just better at this game.

I AM LATINO FROM SPAIN I JUST TRY TO MEET A SWEET LADY - 33

HI, I LIVING ON THIS COUNTRY FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS IM, FROM SPAIN AND I JUST TRY TO MEET A !!SWEET ROMANTIC GIRL!! BECAUSE IS MY WAY IM A DECENT AND ROMANTIC PERSON I LIKE WHEN THE THINGS COMEN BECAUSE BOLT LIKE DO YOU UNDERSTENME? SORRY MI ENGLISH IS NOT GOOD BUTI KNOW WHEN MY GIRL READ THIS SHE UNDERSTENDME AND SENDME ONE SIGNAL SO !!I WHAIT FOR YOU!!

Gawker found a good one

Sweet/vengeful sought.