Walker, Texas Ranger wants to be your neighbor.

$825 / 2br - Chuck Norris would live here, so why don't you!

Description of Chuck Norris's dream apartment complex:

A tranquil refuge along a quiet stream in Carrboro, Ashbrook is secluded yet convenient to Chapel Hill, UNC and the Research Triangle Park. Spacious interiors look out on beautiful wooded views. Close to bust stops and shopping, you are in the center of it all! We have a business center with Wifi , a 24 hour pool and fitness center and a nature trail so whatever you like to do, you can find it at Ashbrook! Looking for the best place to call home? We have an APT for that! Call Ashbrook home starting at only $825!

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This apartment complex totally gets me. I am a twenty-something who knows about the internet. I can launch my new start-up from their business center! They have an "APT" for that! Ha!

Correction: Barf.

Also, Chuck Norris is so 2008, amirite? I'm pretty sure Charlie Sheen is the new internet meme or whatever. #losing