Thanks, but I'll stick with drinkability.

Ashbrook's odd subject lines continue:

$850 / 2br - Our apartments are so hot-n-ready, Little Ceasers is jealous!

$745 / 1br - Drinkability? Try Livability
$865 / 2br - GTL at Ashbrook!*

$820 / 2br - Like Whoa! What's this manager thinking? 

$845 / 2br - Looking for a boring apartment? DO NOT CLICK!

$760 / 2br - Spacious Airy One bedroom seeks perfect match!

$775 / 1br - Spacious Airy Apartment looking for long term relationship!


*Stands for Gym, Tan, Laundry. Definition from Urban Dictionary:

The process of staying fresh and mint. Stands for "Gym, tan, laundry." Must be done everyday to achieve maximum potential. Side effects include fist pumping. Coined by the eloquent Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from MTV's ground breaking Jersey Shore.

Does the "laundry" part of this just mean "wearing clean clothes"? Or do I literally need to be washing my clothes every day? I demand clarification.