From Josh, with commentary.

need an algebra tutor - 33

I am in need of an algebra tutor, Do any ladies have time to help me out Any ladies care to chat?

Josh says: I mean, kill two birds with one stone.


looking for my other half!! - 23

hi ladies, well I am a good man who values the woman. I am educated, a good provider, open minded and reasonable in my views. I am easy going and have a good sense of humor,i'm 23

Josh says: He is reasonable in his views.


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FANCY DINNER AND A WRESTLE? - 25

MUST BE WILLING TO PLAY GAMES

DO YOU LIKE TO KISS? DO YOU LIKE TO TEND TO A LAWN?

I ENJOY DRINKING COKE FROM A GLASS BOTTLE AND LISTENING TO CHRIS ISAAK (THOSE GUITAR NOTES ARE SO GOOD THE WAY HE PLAYS THEM!)

I WEAR GLASSES AND WOULD PREFER NOT TO BE LAUGHED AT

I AM NOT A LARGE MAN, BUT ANYONE WHO STEPS TO ME WILL ENTER INTO A WORLD OF PAIN

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU, IT IS OK IF YOU ARE SOMEWHAT BUSTED, BUT LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY

Josh says: What is there to say?