Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Oh cool

ZOO at 10 today - m4w

I am a white male going to the zoo today from around 10 until 1. seeing if anyone would like to meet there and walk around the zoo. Should be a pretty day. I have an extra ticket. So if your interested let me know and come meet me there.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Maybe they just need to be reminded that they are Amish.

Amish People Shopping?

Pardon my ignorance, but I thought Amish people make their own clothing?....I work in a retail shopping complex and recently I've noticed an increase in Amish customers. I have yet to see an Amish woman buy anything. Do they just browse around looking for fashion ideas???

This is from Fargo.

Skim Milk - m4w

The girl who stood in line in front of me in lane 2 with the gallon of skim milk. You are so beautiful. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Quit it OUT, Texas!

Why are you fuckers from TEXAS CALLING ME? (Every DAMN DAY! STOP IT!)


All it says on the caller ID is "TEXAS". Why the FUCK is TEXAS CALLING ME? I have all my teeth, I am not a steer, I am not a queer, and I speak English. Leave me ALONE, Texas!

So many weight rooms.

Weight Room Girl In Librarian Glasses - m4w - 40 (Lifetime 101/Minnetonka - Wayzata)


You wear black librarian glasses, hyper-extend your leg workout on the Smith machine...and look angrier than anyone I have ever seen in a weight room...and I have been in a lot of weight rooms.


I'm very much not "looking" for anything, but life is short. People always used to tell me that I was the same way, and for some reason I hate to see someone else going through life (or at least her workouts) looking so terribly pissed off. You can relax just a little and still kick ass.

Just...Yikes.

There's nothing to say about this.

Discreet Letter Writer (High Point)

I looking for a High School or College female to write discreet letters. Nice handwriting is a must. You will be paid for this service. Please contact me through this add.

This is a legitimate job. Payment will be based on the length of the letter.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Kind of reads like the start of a riddle.

Says Delaney: "Simplicity makes this one a winner."

I'm inclined to agree:

70's porn party - m4w

we locked eyes several times...

who are we?