This is from Fargo.

Skim Milk - m4w

The girl who stood in line in front of me in lane 2 with the gallon of skim milk. You are so beautiful. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

So many weight rooms.

Weight Room Girl In Librarian Glasses - m4w - 40 (Lifetime 101/Minnetonka - Wayzata)


You wear black librarian glasses, hyper-extend your leg workout on the Smith machine...and look angrier than anyone I have ever seen in a weight room...and I have been in a lot of weight rooms.

I'm very much not "looking" for anything, but life is short. People always used to tell me that I was the same way, and for some reason I hate to see someone else going through life (or at least her workouts) looking so terribly pissed off. You can relax just a little and still kick ass.

Just...Yikes.

Kind of reads like the start of a riddle.

Says Delaney: "Simplicity makes this one a winner."

I'm inclined to agree:

70's porn party - m4w

we locked eyes several times...

who are we?

A Family Affair

Banditos 80s nite with mom - m4w - 31

Saw you ur mom a freind and maybe her mom at banditos for eighties nite.We locked eyes and u smiled. I was too chickenshit to go say hello bc I thought you were flawlessly gorgeous. And you are. It was last fri nite the 14th i beleive. You blonde, 24-29 and witrh mom..me with two other guys eating right in front of u.

If I ever attend an 80's night, I'm definitely bringing my mom.

Really?

40/42 area Green Civic 4 door

I saw you driving aa green honda civic 4 door & thought you were drop dead beautiful, long hair, a knock out smile, looked like you may have been texting. I believe there was a baby seat behind the passenger seat. If you are single and looking I hope to hear back.

The lack of innuendo is killing me.

Wings tattoo on your back - m4w

You work at the hard rock casino. In the pool area. You have the most amazing tattoo of wings on your back.
We were talking in the bar across the street on Wednesday about 3am about your Blackberry cell phone and your kids.
You were doing very well at the poker game.
You are one of the most attractive women I have ever met and would love to get to know more about you and show you all the places you have never been. Like Flagstaff AZ

Flagstaff is awesome. And the Grand Canyon is only 75 miles away. Seriously. I could show you.

So You Think You Can Craigslist

TO LAUREN--YOU ARE A BALLROOM DANCER - m4w

I almost asked you to dance, one time. I wish you would just email me and we just chat. I'm not trying to meet you, but would very much like to chat with you. You could tell me one thing about you and I'd know if it were you or someone claiming to be you. If you are reading this and know Lauren, please forward this to her. This is nothing kinky, freaky, weird but just a guy who would like to email her. She used to come to the LongBranch before it closed. She was a great west coast and waltz dancer when I saw her. Anyone who can help will be appreciated.

I like this.

And by "right turn," I mean...

You made my right turn impossible - w4m - 35

Me: Grey Honda Civic in the right turning lane at the corner of Old Apex & Maynard.
You: White landscaping truck in the middle lane going straight.

While I appreciate the fact that you kept inching your truck forward so you and your pals could gawk at me, you began to inch into the intersection, blocking my view of the cars coming from the other direction, thus, making my turn impossible. Next time you want to check some woman out.....don't fuck with her turn. You'll have a much better chance of a hook up if you don't make her want to go after you with a crowbar. Oh, and when you yell lewd things at me from your window....please do so in English. Jackoffs.

I guess she's just still stuck at that turn, posting ads to Craigslist from her phone.

This may actually be kind of sweet.

Too often good deeds go unnoticed.

TO THE TWO GIRLS ON THE ROOF TOP..

Faith & Elies.. thanks for talking to my drunk ass until my friends
showed up..

It's her most defining characteristic.

lady working at Sanford Adult store

My husband and I were there on Friday evening and we both thought you were very attractive. I am the one that works at the prison. If you are up to some friendly fun please respond.

Quick, what year is it?

Center City Belly Top Girl - m4w

i always see you walking around center city and all you wear are shirts that are cut off to show your stomach you are by far the hottest girl in the city,

1996?

So what's the deal with airplane food?

You: a TSA agent at Denver airport - m4w - 32

I was coming through security on Saturday morning, you were a cute little blonde, I was a tall blond guy wearing a blue Polo shirt, we had a little laugh over people not being able to figure out to push their items on to the X-ray......would love to get your name and say Hi!!

I want to laugh and also cry.

this has to have some kind of cultural significance

Missed Connection Addicts Anonymous

Reply to: pers-664328682@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-01, 10:49PM EDT


First Meeting of the CL Missed Connection Addicts.

Tuesday May 6

World's Biggest Bookstore

Between 7 and 9 pm

This is an informal event and a chance to make your own missed connection - the particpants will not be identified but show up have look around and see if you can make a missed connection - heck if you are up to it maybe you can even make a connection that is not missed. Caveat empor though - there will be people in the store who know nothing of the event.

If the event is successfull we will do it again in another month at a different location....and I am expecting a flood of missed connections posts following the event - and a word of advice - make sure to be specific - look for what the person is wearing - section they are in and any other identifying features so you can post about it....or go out on a limb and talk to the person.

And please leave your weapons at the door - this is a public place let's make it fun.

I'm not sure what this says about our generation, exactly, but the strangest part is that whoever posted this thinks attendees might be tempted to bring weapons.

They really are more than great coats.

BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY - m4w - 27

I SAW YOU IN BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY TODAY, AROUND 4:00. I'M THE GUY WITH THE DREADS. WE MADE EYE CONTACT QUITE A FEW TIMES...I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING! IF BY ANY CHANCE, YOU READ THIS, PLEASE MESSAGE ME BACK! I'D LOVE TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH/DINNER SO WE CAN ATTEMPT TO BETTER ACQUAINT OURSELVES.

I really want to meet someone in a Burlington Coat Factory now. This is inspiring.

Youngman!

What a handsome youngman! - m4m

Wow, you are one very sexy youngman. Latin, picking up a few things at Walmart, looked like you were working on a project...painting? Anyway, I'm sure you are seeing someone...just wished I had the nerve to say hello...I was so rattled that I couldnt remember what I went to Walmart for.....nice glasses.

Ow.

Beautiful student with septum ring and curly, brown hair - w4m - 33

Somehow, I keep missing you. Care to connect with me? I'm the one with the annoying Grim Russell Terrier and the matching septum ring. I know I'm a bit older than you are, but I'm pretty sure that I can keep up. I think that we would do well together - want to sit down for a talk and see if we're thinking along the same lines? Looking forward to it and hope to hear from you.

For those of you who desire a visual to accompany the above post:


I was once chased by a very angry bull with a septum ring (not pictured), so I generally associate such piercings with hooves, horns, and blind terror.

I like the last one best.

Overnight Walmart Guy - 19

Really cute young guy that works over night at the wal-mart in Holly Springs...You have a Star Wars belt! YOU ARE HOT!!! Message me!!!

I wonder what kind of Star Wars belt this guy has. Is it this? Does it have a stylish belt buckle? A combination thereof? Or is it more like this?

This is cute.

Such a civilized post. She deserves an award.

I hope they got together.

AC Moore In Durham - Cute Tall Lady - w4w - 30

We kept running into each other in the aisles, I'm not really sure of your orientation, But I'm sure that you will remember me we spoke. You're very attractive and we seemed to have some artistic interests in common. Please respond if interested in making at least a friend. Thank you, have a wonderful day.

"craiglistian", indeed.

Terminology is not the only curious thing about this post.

waitresses at chili's - m4w

WOW

on sunday me and a classmate had an early lunch at this Chili's of on glenwood near a taco bell, and first we where greeted by this tiny little woman who was cute as hell, Our waitress had a nice big ass, but there was one (if you read this you know who you are)with dark hair pulled up, slightly slanted eyes, and the most profound round bottom I have every seen on a white girl. I really don't think you where 100% white either. I had on a blue oxford, jeans, sperrys, close cut with outlined beard. when you where waiting to ring up an order i could stop staring at you(not your ass) hoping to make eye contact but it seemed like you tried your best not to look my way. besides that I would like to know if your brain is as big as your bottom.

hope you see this, you looked like a craiglistian. lol

Smoking kills, reduces chances of having bones jumped

Just Tires on Chatham in Cary - w4m

I walked out the side door to my car and you walked in the front door at about the same time. I know this because I noticed you as I got in my car - with it's shiny new tires - and stopped and stared. I was immediately attracted to you with your couple days scruff from not shaving, baseball cap, and sweatshirt. Your look was so "ordinary guy running errands on a Saturday" but I have never experienced such a primal attraction as I did today.

You looked at the line and went back outside. Because it was such a pretty day you took off your sweatshirt and your t-shirt came up with it as you pulled it over your head. I can still picture your chest hair pattern, smooth stomach, and the way your muscles flexed with your arms over your head. I wanted to touch you, to run my fingers through your chest hair and my lips and tongue over your neck, chest, and stomach. I sat there unsure of what to do because I have always been the pursued not the pursuer. I waited another couple secs as you tied your sweatshirt around your waist and bummed a light off the elderly gentleman also waiting for tires. I took that as a sign it might not be meant to be - I'm not into smokers. But, maybe it was more because I lacked the courage to pursue.