Maybe they just need to be reminded that they are Amish.

Amish People Shopping?

Pardon my ignorance, but I thought Amish people make their own clothing?....I work in a retail shopping complex and recently I've noticed an increase in Amish customers. I have yet to see an Amish woman buy anything. Do they just browse around looking for fashion ideas???

Quit it OUT, Texas!

Why are you fuckers from TEXAS CALLING ME? (Every DAMN DAY! STOP IT!)


All it says on the caller ID is "TEXAS". Why the FUCK is TEXAS CALLING ME? I have all my teeth, I am not a steer, I am not a queer, and I speak English. Leave me ALONE, Texas!