10%? Don't even bother.

Trade what for a 20% off coupon?

Trade for your Lowe's or Home Depot 20% off coupon - $1

Looking to trade for a Lowes or Home depot 20% off coupon. Don't bother with offering 10% off.

What a let-down.

I AM BEAUTIFULL , SEEKING SOME FUN - w4m - 27

The actual post was flagged, and is soon to be taken down. I'm just as disappointed as you are. It really was a beautiful beginning.

Ow.

Beautiful student with septum ring and curly, brown hair - w4m - 33

Somehow, I keep missing you. Care to connect with me? I'm the one with the annoying Grim Russell Terrier and the matching septum ring. I know I'm a bit older than you are, but I'm pretty sure that I can keep up. I think that we would do well together - want to sit down for a talk and see if we're thinking along the same lines? Looking forward to it and hope to hear from you.

For those of you who desire a visual to accompany the above post:


I was once chased by a very angry bull with a septum ring (not pictured), so I generally associate such piercings with hooves, horns, and blind terror.

I like the last one best.

Overnight Walmart Guy - 19

Really cute young guy that works over night at the wal-mart in Holly Springs...You have a Star Wars belt! YOU ARE HOT!!! Message me!!!

I wonder what kind of Star Wars belt this guy has. Is it this? Does it have a stylish belt buckle? A combination thereof? Or is it more like this?

This is cute.

Such a civilized post. She deserves an award.

I hope they got together.

AC Moore In Durham - Cute Tall Lady - w4w - 30

We kept running into each other in the aisles, I'm not really sure of your orientation, But I'm sure that you will remember me we spoke. You're very attractive and we seemed to have some artistic interests in common. Please respond if interested in making at least a friend. Thank you, have a wonderful day.

"craiglistian", indeed.

Terminology is not the only curious thing about this post.

waitresses at chili's - m4w

WOW

on sunday me and a classmate had an early lunch at this Chili's of on glenwood near a taco bell, and first we where greeted by this tiny little woman who was cute as hell, Our waitress had a nice big ass, but there was one (if you read this you know who you are)with dark hair pulled up, slightly slanted eyes, and the most profound round bottom I have every seen on a white girl. I really don't think you where 100% white either. I had on a blue oxford, jeans, sperrys, close cut with outlined beard. when you where waiting to ring up an order i could stop staring at you(not your ass) hoping to make eye contact but it seemed like you tried your best not to look my way. besides that I would like to know if your brain is as big as your bottom.

hope you see this, you looked like a craiglistian. lol

From Josh, with commentary.

need an algebra tutor - 33

I am in need of an algebra tutor, Do any ladies have time to help me out Any ladies care to chat?

Josh says: I mean, kill two birds with one stone.


looking for my other half!! - 23

hi ladies, well I am a good man who values the woman. I am educated, a good provider, open minded and reasonable in my views. I am easy going and have a good sense of humor,i'm 23

Josh says: He is reasonable in his views.


Critic's Choice Award

FANCY DINNER AND A WRESTLE? - 25

MUST BE WILLING TO PLAY GAMES

DO YOU LIKE TO KISS? DO YOU LIKE TO TEND TO A LAWN?

I ENJOY DRINKING COKE FROM A GLASS BOTTLE AND LISTENING TO CHRIS ISAAK (THOSE GUITAR NOTES ARE SO GOOD THE WAY HE PLAYS THEM!)

I WEAR GLASSES AND WOULD PREFER NOT TO BE LAUGHED AT

I AM NOT A LARGE MAN, BUT ANYONE WHO STEPS TO ME WILL ENTER INTO A WORLD OF PAIN

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU, IT IS OK IF YOU ARE SOMEWHAT BUSTED, BUT LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY

Josh says: What is there to say?