Except in Europe, where the museums are tinier.

Want to hit a museum - 29

Hi there,

I am a huge museum person, whether it be the Museum of Natural History, The Met or a host of other museums, this city doesn't take a back seat to anyone in the amazing museums it has! I am Ivy educated, love traveling(and will always fit in a museum most places I go visit!)

Also has a funny way for us to meet: Trying to join a grad school group where my final remaining task is that I have to find someone whom I have never met and kiss their feet, so silly I know, but could be a good icebreaker, and is unique that's for sure!

Intrigued?

I don't take a back seat to anyone in the amazing I don't know what's going on.

Jeez, cyborg!

I need a hot bot - 30 (Denver)

UMMMMM Yeah,

I am not looking for anything serious, just some good company and conversation. I do not need to join your local singles site, but thanks for offering cyborg! I work alot, and have not had much time to get out and meet people lately. I recently parted ways with my girlfriend, but don't fret it was a mutual decision so there was no heartbreak on either end. I am a very caring, fun-loving, responsible individual. I am also very open minded so there is no "type" of girl for me.

Pics only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy is bot-curious.

I like laughing about you best, too.

197 reasons why I am a good boyfriend/husband - 38

In case you were wondering... [edited version]

12. I got airline miles
17. I treat a woman as a partner and not as an appendix
54. I have Air Conditioners
55. I have copper and stainless steel cookware
72. I never beat a woman
74. I will pull your hair
90. I will create a profile for you on my computers
94. I always open the window when I paint
96. I know how to make a fire
99. I don't care if you leave your socks on
103. I'd fuck Brad Pitt too
116. I wash my hands when I get home
120. You are hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know
126. I like laughing about myself best
145. I have clean shoes
153. I'll make fun of you
154. Aren't you tired?
156. I have a clean, healthy and complete set of teeth
162. I like smells
167. I will warm your tummy if your period hurts
169. I drink Corona with or without lime
179. I will match my clothes to fit yours, if you ask me to
196. My apartment has exposed brick walls and two fireplaces

I love "making out"

And now for a smattering of choice personals titles.

Charlie Sheen Look-alike seeks Ltr with younger woman .. - 36

SERIOUS LADY WITH DREAMS - 48

How about a SEXY October road trip to Florida? - 42

Does anyone miss "making out" as much as me? - 28

seeking a gazelle for beach frolic - m4w - 38

Looking for a Good Tickler - m4w - 32

Just got Food Stamps! - 26

I Used to be Friends with John F. Kennedy - 21

Bananarama

Do you have great hair and wear BANANA CLIPS? - 34

I love how banana clips look with long hair. If you rock the clip, drop me a line. I'm an attractive, fit, professional, SWM. Please be an attractive, fit, SWF.

i like this guy's approach

For lack of a better title - m4w - 21

There isn't much to say beyond, "respond if you care to". I am easy enough to get along with, but I stress that I am not interested at all in glibly conversing...

Anyway, stuff:

Authors: Cervantes, Gogol, de Nerval, Dostoevsky, Wilde, Joyce, Proust, Nabokov (etc.)

Music: Air, Blonde Redhead, Boards of Canada, Brian Eno, Cocteau Twins, Damon & Naomi, Dead Can Dance, His Name is Alive, M83, Mogwai, Portishead, Sigur Ros, Sleater-Kinney, Stereolab, This Mortal Coil (u.s.w...) I play guitar, as well.

Activities: (Besides the obvious) Coffee, walks, excuses, entropy, whatever.

As long as you exercise some level of human decency and are not the sort of person to go into an apoplectic frenzy over someone not being over six feet tall, there is no particular reason we should not get along.

Actually, "a good kisser" is not a proper noun.

Good guy seeking a Great Girl - 33

So I figure I will give this a try...

I recently moved moved here to Raleigh several months and I am looking to meet new people. I am 33 w/Brown Hair and Eyes. I am of average build and 6 feet tall. I consider myself to be Intelligent, Funny, Attractive, Kind, Fun to be around, and Sincere, Affectionate and A great kisser.

I am not a big fan of Bars to meet people in, and I do have 2 daughters so it is hard to get out on weekend nights. Yes, I said 2 daughters they are 4 and 6 and they mean the world to me. My life is almost complete, I am just looking for that one special woman who could fit in the last piece.

I enjoy movies, dinner out, dancing, hanging out, being active out side, working out, and even sitting home watching reruns of old tv shows.

I am not interested in the following-
Women looking for a suger daddy.
Bible thumpers
Women with no direction or trying to get out of a bad situtation
Women who dont like kids, or are not ready for them.

I prefer-
Women who take care of themselves.
Must be funny and fun to hang around with, also that can laugh at themselves.
She should not take life to serious and MUST be able to have an intelligent conversation!!!
A Good Kisser

Wow, still reading? Well tell me a bit more about yourself and send a pic and I will send one in return.

This guy capitalizes like a German. Only this is in English.

But this is not the place for specifics.

ZONE #3

look, my peoples is out of town & I am just looking for a female online to bring back to the crib & show some romantic actions, if that sounds interesting to you then holla at me because that is what I am here for. Let's have some fun

PRINCE LOOKING FOR FREIND-DATE - 23 (SF)

i CAN'T beleive I 'm putting a ad to find a freind or date,but Here I'm..Reason i'm single,is because I have been working alot the past two yrs,starting,growing my onw buss.Now i have more free time but haven't found some one special to hang out with...About me I'm jewish/Colombian pettite..and with 23 yrs.old(I'm also going to be doing some modeling Commercial print Model).I lke to;drink coffee,tea,eat out,pastries,desserts,shopping going for walks,driving,and few othar things..I play soccer,love pets...I don't:SSmoke-Drugs(just sell it to the loosers ioi)Drink(social drink ok)...I'm a clean and organized guy...Like to keeep and look sharp..about you.I like all types of womans,is up yo you,if you see any chemistry around:GO FOR IT!!!!
About my pics:You can see who I'm how I look and what I have accomplishes so far(Not trying to show off)Cars houses is all part of my buss......

This is followed by close-up pictures of his drugmobile and his eyelashes.

Eddie Money, 1989

Cars and Stars Expo??/ Plus Big bonus..Eddie Money tickets... oh, yeh - 32

hi ladies,, i am not a nice guy,, i like to party,, and go to locked and loaded bar and grill every night.. its cool though... I am going to be going to the Cars and Stars Expo...Friday night,, the 14th,, The big bonus is that the Eddie Money is going to be performing.. at 7;30pm friday night..I havent seen eddie money.. since he toured with styxx, in 1989,, So i can tell you i am stoked!!!If you like to party.. you could get lucky!!!This is serious.. give me a shout we have to hurry though the show is friday,,,,We could be Shakin""..

Lightning.

Josh found this one, too. He's just better at this game.

I AM LATINO FROM SPAIN I JUST TRY TO MEET A SWEET LADY - 33

HI, I LIVING ON THIS COUNTRY FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS IM, FROM SPAIN AND I JUST TRY TO MEET A !!SWEET ROMANTIC GIRL!! BECAUSE IS MY WAY IM A DECENT AND ROMANTIC PERSON I LIKE WHEN THE THINGS COMEN BECAUSE BOLT LIKE DO YOU UNDERSTENME? SORRY MI ENGLISH IS NOT GOOD BUTI KNOW WHEN MY GIRL READ THIS SHE UNDERSTENDME AND SENDME ONE SIGNAL SO !!I WHAIT FOR YOU!!

Gawker found a good one

Sweet/vengeful sought.

What a let-down.

I AM BEAUTIFULL , SEEKING SOME FUN - w4m - 27

The actual post was flagged, and is soon to be taken down. I'm just as disappointed as you are. It really was a beautiful beginning.

From Josh, with commentary.

need an algebra tutor - 33

I am in need of an algebra tutor, Do any ladies have time to help me out Any ladies care to chat?

Josh says: I mean, kill two birds with one stone.


looking for my other half!! - 23

hi ladies, well I am a good man who values the woman. I am educated, a good provider, open minded and reasonable in my views. I am easy going and have a good sense of humor,i'm 23

Josh says: He is reasonable in his views.


Critic's Choice Award

FANCY DINNER AND A WRESTLE? - 25

MUST BE WILLING TO PLAY GAMES

DO YOU LIKE TO KISS? DO YOU LIKE TO TEND TO A LAWN?

I ENJOY DRINKING COKE FROM A GLASS BOTTLE AND LISTENING TO CHRIS ISAAK (THOSE GUITAR NOTES ARE SO GOOD THE WAY HE PLAYS THEM!)

I WEAR GLASSES AND WOULD PREFER NOT TO BE LAUGHED AT

I AM NOT A LARGE MAN, BUT ANYONE WHO STEPS TO ME WILL ENTER INTO A WORLD OF PAIN

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU, IT IS OK IF YOU ARE SOMEWHAT BUSTED, BUT LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY

Josh says: What is there to say?

Nicholas Sparks is an idiot. So are you.

From
Kind gentleman seeking the same in a lady for a LTR - 33

Have you ever really thought the perfect person was out there? You know, the kind of romance that Sparks writes about in the Notebook? I would like to be able to find that.