This is barely English.

For real, this is basically incomprehensible:

cute wht guy curly hair who drove the bmw - m4m - 23

wow u r hot , we shared look at each other while u where pumpin your gas an when u went in the store an then when u walk out the store, umm i think u are hot an would like to talk more send me a message

On the opposite end of the spectrum, this, too, is ridiculous:

today - m4w

Your charming smile spoke historical prerogatives. I eviscerated my protagonist.
Your warmth was felt long before we spoke.

This forum is a craven coward's cave.
A Penitentiary.