I'm looking for a job...

...and Craigslist is full of questionable ads. Behold:

Black models/actresses needed (not porn)

We are a legitimate Production team with a few rap/hiphop videos in the works and we need video vixens to bring the videos to the next level. More specifically, we are looking for beautiful black females, ages 18-35, who don't mind posing in swim suits and form fitting clothing. No nudity or sexual scenes. Please reply via email with
1. Name
2. Birthday
3. 3-4 pictures (at least one close up)
4. Pay requirements

Looking for a typist

Looking for a open-minded female to type up a manuscript for me that I hope to get published.

Models needed ASAP

Females needed for various modeling/video projects. No experience required. No fees to you, and is located in the Greensboro/High Point area.
All types/looks and ages considered.

If interested, forward pic(s) with this email for more information.

Must be at least 18, a US citizen and have a valid picture ID

Thanks!

Back Rub

I need a back rub... a real back rub, I don't care if you are licensed or not, that is just a way that raleigh screws all of us... I just want my shoulders massaged, and lower back... nothing more, nothing less, a real not dirty massage. I was thinking like $25 for like 35 minutes... surely there is someone out there that can do this at their place... if you do a good job I might use this service like once a week or once every two weeks... And although I have nothing against guys... I would prefer a female to give me the back rub... I just would rather a female I know that sounds weird but maybe it is...

I wonder what they teach you in training

Maid to Tease (Greensboro)

Maid to Tease is looking to hire sexy women in NC to cook,
clean or perform light housekeeping work. You can be part
of an exclusive service. All housekeepers will be in a safe
and comfortable work atmosphere. We are looking for
females between 18 and 35, you must have a sexy body type.
Ideal candidate is reliable, outgoing, friendly, and loves
making lots of money. Reliable transportation and flexible
schedule is a must! No experience necessary. Will train
the right people. Huge money making opportunity! Most of the
time, the Maid to Tease staff earn over $75 per hour with salary
and tips.

Please send a recent photo(s) of yourself. The photo should
include your face & body shot that is clear and sexy in nature.
These photos will only be used for hiring purposes only
and will not be sold or used in any inappropriate manner as we
are a professional business. Please email your photo(s).